So, as you all know, I am a trans sober activist and a leader in the trans sober community. We are one of the most marginalized groups in the history of our species, and face discrimination in terms of employment,and operating motor vehicles, among many other things. Sometimes, it seems, even our bodies want to marginalize us, and doctors often times refuse to treat the condition at hand, flippantly telling us we just need to “sober up” (um fuck you shit lord, I need a BAC of .22 JUST TO BE HEALTHY).
Anyway, I care deeply for the environment, and when I heard that pornhub.com was planting a tree for every 100 videos watched I thought, “Damn, this is some great synergy, I am going to do my best to help the environment”. I fired up my Ipad and proceeded to get to work.
Well, I hadn’t been drinking that much and because of this my body wasn’t at 100%, and without being too graphic, I got through like 2 videos and nothing was happening down there, and I had 98 more to go before contributing to the environment! I was bound and determined to make a difference, and I thought, “You know what, I’ll just go to the doctor and get some viagra, problem solved”.
When I finally got to the doctor, and told him of my desire to help the environment, and the lack of, let’s say cooperation from a certain part of my body, he laughed and stated that he could smell the whiskey on my breath and that I was very drunk, and that if I sobered up I’d probably be able to maintain an erection, and he didn’t prescribe me an viagra. He had the nerve to call me an alcoholic. I left dejected, hurt, and angry that my desire to help mother nature would not happen.