So I live in Oregon, what you think would be a pretty progressive state. I recently signed up for one of the new healthcare packages offered by the new healthcare exchanges. Sweet, now I won’t lose my house if i suffer from the worst of sobriety related illness! I even noticed that my gold plan offered hormone therapy for gender reassignment therapy. HOLY SHIT MY INSURANCE IS TRANS FRIENDLY!
I gleefully called up Kaiser, my provider, and stated, “I noticed you are trans friendly and offer hormone therapy for trans gendered people. Do you know that I am trans sober and need to maintain a BAC of .22 to remain in optimal health? What alcoholic beverages do you offer in your plan, I really, really hope it’s whiskey, tee-hee”!
The oppressive shit lord fascists claimed that “trans sober” isn’t a real thing. Really asshole, I mean really? It’s fucking 2013 can you cut the fucking oppression already? All I’m asking for is help getting the ALCOHOL MY BODY NEEDS TO BE HEALTHY. So you know, I don’t have to go to the hospital as much for sobriety related illness. I’D ACTUALLY BE SAVING YOU MONEY ASSHOLES.